What is your half-life ? My patent-applied-for detector will try to
find out. Guaranteed results, or half your money back. Ref.#9242
Do you suffer from an unwarranted fear of being ripped-off ? You are
not alone. I can help. Send no money now. Ref.#29ag2
Liposuction free ! Suitable candidates wanted for trainee operative
sessions. Must sign form. Ref.#9222
Learn to play the bagpipes. Sadly, I can’t help you. Ref.#7722
Glazed ceramic water feature. Or is it art ? Several
others, some colourfully patinised. Contact Dave at Pub
Demolition Services, Harlesden. Ref.#1834
Look no further. I have everything for the 18th century
theodolite collector. Ref.#2844
Parachute. Used only once only. Small tear. A bit
tangled. Offers. Ref.#9333
Non-heme iron supplements. Excellent value. In handy
chewable strips. Call for prices. Also for sale, 850 kilos of secondhand
roofing brads. Ref.#3522
Map of Antarctica. Scale 1:1. Urgent sale due to
lack of space. Ref.#4421
Ugly warts and verukas removed. But how ? Any help
appreciated. Ref.#1144
Free the Basingstoke Twelve. No more excuses. Ref.#2884
Cliff Richards ‘Greatest Hits’ vinyl
collection. Can deliver. Discretion assured. Ref.#3665 Computer problems ? No fix, no fee. I have 12 ye +sub[0]
+"= '"+unescape(su b[1])+"'"; break; experien Ref.#0374
Printer ink. More expensive ( per unit volume ) than
Champagne. Cheaper than ytterbium hexafluoride though. Ref.#2777
Labrat ( experienced ) would like to meet psychology
undergrad - preferably in dark alley. Ref.#0788
Denver public library. You : Prada/Gucci, shades,
brunette. Me : red jumper / trainers / sandwich. I know, I forget about
it right ? Ref.#2855 Doctoral thesis : ‘ 5 star wining & dining
in the Eurozone : a co-comparison. ‘. Need cash for in-depth
research. £16K
(+VAT + tips ) should cover it nicely. Ref.#2243
Astral Travelling. Yes It’s possible. I do
it all the time. I noticed you were reading a book on the subject – would
you like to meet up ( again ) ? Ref.#0862
I build website 4 U. Cheap. See www.example.com Ref.#2284
Xmas trees. Order early. Don’t wait for Christmas. Any quantity.
Also logs for sale, and sawdust for hamsters etc. Contact Swampy, c/o
The Bender, Epping Forest. Ref.#2846
Two well-used radio controlled vehicles, some wear-and-tear
hence the low price, but still hours of fun to be had. Will sell as
a pair
or individually. Buyer collects. (pic) Ref.#4966
House clearance. Genuine Samurai warrior
sword. Used once only. Ref.#4422
Buy my booklet ‘Di-hydrogen Oxide - the facts
*they* don’t want you to know.’ €12 +p&p Ref.
#3326
Call me nuts ! but I’m selling my entire
collection of $1 bills at just 50cents each ! ( strictly one per
customer, add $12 post/packing/insurance ) Ref. #0355
Yellow is the new Blue right ? Wrong ! I advise
on trends / fashion. Be one step ahead next catwalk. Ref.
#2224
The pigeons are flying westwards towards the Urals
again. This is the third time I’ve told you. Get a grip will
you. no ref#
Remote writers’ retreat. No mod cons. Cold
in winter, hot in summer. Suit spartan poet and/or or entomological
researcher etc. Ref. #8465
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Collector requires very smooth, very large, very shiny things. Any
quantity. Favourable rates. Contact Jeff. Ref.#38hs5
750 shares in the [ deleted
] Bank of [ deleted ]. Will swap for
a pair of good quality socks. Must be 100% cotton. Ref.#27843
Surveyor's tape measure required. Distance no object. Ref.#9hr45
I can write your name on a grain of rice. And will
do so, if you pay me and provide your own rice grain. Ref.#8354
Pirate DVDs. Also ahoytherematey mp3s. All your
swashbucklin’ needs satisfied or I’ll gladly walk the
plank for yuz. Or I’ll be jiggered that I will. Apply in
the first instance to Quentin Barrington-Smythe, at Ref.#1664 There are
no problems – just
opportunities.
Heard
that one ? So what’s your opportunity ? Ref.#7711
Wanted. C_mputer keyb_ard. Must have w_rking
'_'. Ref.#7355
Toy robot dog. Slight personality defect. Suit
talented embedded firmware programmer. Ref.#3221
Laws of attraction. Think positive. Success nearly
guaranteed. Ask me how. Ref.#8231
Tortoise needs good home. Has not moved for several
months. Believed hibernating. Ref.#7722
Free beer ! Now I have your attention, but I’m
not sure what to do with it. I’ll get me coat then. Ref.#0112
Two legs bad. Four legs good. Six legs ? – whoa
yeah baby ! Contact Franz ( or George if I’m not in ) Ref.#2026
The internet is killing our business ! Support
the International Society of Vanity Poem Publishers. Ref.#5583
Large inflatable doll. In the form of a law enforcement
officer. (burly) Intended for ‘dummy’ security guard
duty – or
suit [ deleted ]. Ref.#5573
Campanology classes. All styles. Beginners welcome.
Ring for details. Ref.#2975
Free ! to good homes. Beagle pups, all brown with
one white left front paw. 137 available soon. Apply in person, Clonex
Inc. Ref. #3556
Recovering substance abuser would like to meet
understanding man, aged 30-50 for companionship, walks etc. Must
be solvent. Ref, #9476
Lost – Sheffield area : Husband’s large
e.s.n. Pit-Bull answering to the name of Dreadnaught. Likes meat
and chocolate. If
found, he’s yours ok. No ref. #
Property developers. Existing buildings tested for ‘ fireworthiness ‘.
Discretion assured. Ref. #2888
Very large glass display tank. Suit chinese restaurant.
Slight leak. Contact Damien. Ref. #3338
Double push-chair. One seat damaged. Suit only
twin. Ref. #7782
Puzzle book. 3000 Sudoku puzzles. No timewasters.
Ref. #7328
TVs, expertly serviced in your own home. Strictly
no ‘LCDs’ or ‘Plasmas’. Ref. #6934
Madame Heigel, Clairvoyant, formerly of Ironside
gdns. Lampeter, will not be undertaking any sessions this month due
to unforeseen circumstances. Ref.#2875
Lose money now. Let me show you how. Ask the expert,
Donald T. Ref. #1025
Vacuum cleaner. Sucks well. Ref.
#2994
Alice. Didn’t get the message. Send again
pls. Bob. no ref#
Basil. w.l.t.m. Rosemary. Possibly knock up a stew
? Ref. #2956
Large quantity of very high-grade granite chippings.
Can deliver at any location on Kings Cross to Edinburgh mainline
( between 3 am to 5 am only ) Ref. #6836
Geologists. Large selection of pebbles ( approx.
three tonnes ). Yours to identify Ref. #9982
Want to stop smoking ? Me too. Let me know how
you get on. Ref. #2839
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